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Hear me out.
Post your evidence. Add a caption. Get a cake card. Let the internet decide.
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1) Upload an image
JPG, PNG, or WebP. Keep it legal. Keep it not hateful. Keep it not creepy.
2) Pick a cake
Plain cake (free)
Candles (locked)
Chaos cake (locked)
Gold cake (locked)
Canada cake (locked)
Locked cakes are your upsell. Start with one free cake, then sell a pack.
3) Caption (optional)
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